500 Words writing help!!!

Please elaborate.

Wankstra,

At $.10/word, I'm sure that either Edgar or I would be able to write something suitable for you. Like the man said, elaberate.

Topic Sentence:


I decided to write my own 500 word essay and as a result suffered with the following physical and mental problems:

Oh, Noddy, you know that's not what's wanted.

I have a corporate BS generator, I can do 500 words for you for free. But it sounds like it is always leading to an elusive point.

Like this:

Seizing dynamic solutions, similarly reintermediating web-enabled methodologies with relation to transitioning clicks-and-mortar interfaces in particular, transforming plug-and-play architectures, by the same token ameliorating open-source networks...

And no, I don't use this to answer tech support requests. :-)

Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words.
Repeat 25 times.

Do you have a tape recorder? Turn it on and phone a friend and tell him about the movie or concert you saw last night or the girl with the cute face in Biology class. After you hang up, listen to the recording and write down what you said.

But, Craven! I know people who write just like that.

If they have a palm pilot maybe they have the "BS-O-Matic" (the program).

Roger, I offered 21 perfectly good words with a good clear lead on how to use 480 more.

I am a dear, sweet, little old lady and should not be crossed or thwarted.

Perhaps he really wants to do his homework.