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Can You Pass This Five Second Fitness Test?

 
 
ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:40 pm
I think gus may be right.

I've been standing up and sitting down for hours now. Arms crossed. Arms out in front. Sitting on my hands. Arms up in the air.

I'm definitely all limbered up now.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:42 pm
And Noddy is rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.

We need to get back at that woman.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:46 pm
There's something about online exercise questions.

The first Abuzz question that really engaged my interest was posted by hmmmmmm who was that? he was a postie in real life, lived in NYC, friend of Diva. Anyway - it was about sit-ups. I ended up doing timed sit-ups of various types at about 2 in the morning. The dog was most puzzled.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:48 pm
You're an easy mark, beth.

Say, have you ever read that spanking your ass repeatedly with a frying pan will bring better clarity to your vision?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:49 pm
hmm

Set's upstairs. I wonder if he'll notice if I sneak up with a frying pan. Maybe he won't need glasses anymore. It'll definitely get him out of the chair without a derrick.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:50 pm
Do it.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:53 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Say, have you ever read that spanking your ass repeatedly with a frying pan will bring better clarity to your vision?


is that the secret to your visual clarity?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 08:59 pm
That, and carrots.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jan, 2006 09:35 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That, and carrots.


I BEG your pardon?
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flyboy804
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 08:26 am
I can, but it hurts my chronically sore back. I believe that's why I and most elderly people use there arms when rising- to relieve spinal stress.
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 10:44 am
I can but my knees prefer that I don't.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 11:04 am
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .

excellent turn of phrase, there, J_B . . .
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 11:06 am
(kissthecook, ehBeth?)
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 11:36 am
Agile bodies, agile minds. I'm in one legged awe.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 11:39 am
It's a tiny bit more difficult at work, as my feet don't reach the floor in my office chair - so I've got to take my feet off the wheel spinners before I get started.

Ask me how I know that Embarrassed
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 11:43 am
ouch! Shocked
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JPB
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 11:52 am
uh oh
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 04:38 pm
EhBeth--

Pushing the frontiers of knowledge.
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 04:50 pm
No problem whatsoever, Noddy.
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kermit
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jan, 2006 04:54 pm
No prob - though this clearly does not mean I can continue to ignore the gym...
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