Athiests are from Uranus and Christians are from Jupiter

Chai Tea wrote:

What does toilet paper and Uranus have in common?





They both circle your anus in search of cling-ons.




There. I said it and I'm glad.

I believe that's toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise...

I find a tremendous irony in that Miss Eppie, who became a member not two weeks ago, seems to think that the quality of discussion of spiritual and religious topics has deteriorated in just that short span. Imagine then, how it seems to those of us who have been here for more than three years. From that perspective, with the caveat that a certain thread long ago made this particular part of the playground truly vicious, i'd point out that it is only within the last few months that things have gotten really nasty.

Thank you... thank you very much... (tips her hat to setanta)

neologist wrote:

I don't get it.

Basically, my literal interpretation is.....

Uranus = Your anus.

Therefore:

Athiests are little piles of poo upon the earth, whilst Christians are from a planet, far far away.

Quite an accurate title, judging by human athiest behaviour as far as polluting is concerned, and alien christian behaviour, in trying to defend their corner that an imaginary friend helps them through life.