A surprise is a fart with a lump in it.
Never trust a fart or pass a urinal.
Never point out where the stick has gone, as your dog will only stare at your finger.
It is impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Never point out where the stick has gone, as your dog will only stare at your finger.
Odd...my cats look where I point to.
dlowan wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:Never point out where the stick has gone, as your dog will only stare at your finger.
Odd...my cats look where I point to.
Only when you point to food.
dyslexia wrote:dlowan wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:Never point out where the stick has gone, as your dog will only stare at your finger.
Odd...my cats look where I point to.
Only when you point to food.
Both wrong and cynical, not necessarily in that order.
There was research done on that...by an Australiam media scientist....it's available somewhere on the ABC website.
He also did research on whether farts spread germs.
(Not through clothes, it seems.)
Tummy hair increases the incidence of bellybutton lint. The research won an IgNoble, if I recall correctly.
No matter what pain and suffering a man endures, there will always be a woman that says it pales into insignificance when compared to giving birth.
Whatever the topic title, a thread will, after a while, include the word "fart".
Eva wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:The fluff (lint) inside one's belly button is always grey, with a slight blue tinge.
Yeah, why is that?
Because most people stick to wearing safe colours like blue and grey.
This is so common but soooo true i have found -
You never know how important something is until it goes away, or you have to work to keep it.
The closer one approaches the time to depart for an engagement, the greater the amount of time a woman will need to "fix" her hair.
(How the Hell does hair get broken ? ! ? ! ?)
The wife feels a bit porky. "We" must diet.
