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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 10:17 am
Having a good long scratch where you're not supposed to feels so good.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 10:20 am
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 10:25 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Having a good long scratch where you're not supposed to feels so good.


and a very neccessary scratch needs to be done when its very innapropriate, usually in a room full of people.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 10:41 am
the worst hangovers happen on the days one needs them the least.

eyelash always gets in one's eye during a crucial meeting with some stranger

most people believe burps don't stink. hell they do! don't you burp in my general direction!

when on a bus or a tram in central and eastern europe, there will be at least 5 people with old nasty plastic bags at any given time (even if there's just 5 people total on a bus).

"a beer" in "let's go have a beer" usually means four or five beers.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 11:22 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

teehee
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 11:26 am
dagmaraka wrote:
most people believe burps don't stink. hell they do! don't you burp in my general direction!

It's gotta come out one end or t'other. You have a preference?
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 11:28 am
DrewDad wrote:
It's gotta come out one end or t'other. You have a preference?

the end thats turned away from her?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 11:30 am
And if one is looking over one's shoulder?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 11:35 am
burp and taste it

fart and waste it
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 11:47 am
DrewDad wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
most people believe burps don't stink. hell they do! don't you burp in my general direction!

It's gotta come out one end or t'other. You have a preference?


yep. discreetly, if you have to, and away from my face. what's up with people who burp real loud and think it's funny? where i come from it is just as rude as farting. i've friends, young dainty ladies otherwise, who do this. i find it very unsettling.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 12:49 pm
Small dogs are hyper and have bugged-out eyes because they're really large dogs, but their skin had shrunk and they're uncomfortable.

There is no such thing as a spillproof anything.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 01:19 pm
And as soon as you make something idiot-proof, they invent a better idiot.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 01:24 pm
In Student accommodation, an opened jar of peanut butter will always have a pubic hair stuck inside the rim.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 01:24 pm
Only because you're the one that keeps putting it there.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 01:26 pm
The fluff (lint) inside one's belly button is always grey, with a slight blue tinge.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 05:36 pm
it is usually just after a dazzling speech you realize you had lettuce stuck on your front teeth the entire time.

neighbors always have a better satellite, car, fence... no matter what you do you can't keep up with the street fashion.

The fluff (lint) inside ellpus's belly button is always grey, with a slight blue tinge.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 05:53 pm
It's just too, too dangerous to fart and sneeze at the same time.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 06:00 pm
No man is so rational that he will not go ballistic on whoever mentions
that the home team pitcher has a no-hitter going.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 06:16 pm
When one pees in an excited state, one has to stand at least three feet back from the loo.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 06:21 pm
...and never turn to address one's companion...
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