A Few Pearls for the Sig Line

1. The best way to get even is to forget...

2. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts... (I know a few posters on another board who could use this little pearl of wisdom)

3. Some folks wear their halos much too tight... (See comment after #2)

4. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.

5. A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.

6. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.

7. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.

8. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

9. The tongue must be heavy, indeed, because so few people can hold it.

10. To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.

11. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

12. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

13. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.