Monger wrote:neologist wrote:I think your head is stuck in the other end of the elephant.
Aha! That would explain this impenetrable darkness, the bone-crushing tightening of my surroundings, and the enormous loads of elephant crap. But can it explain my jolly Xmas mood?
I believe there is a mood enhancer in one of the gases given off by elephant dung.
NEVER, however, stick your head up the bum of a bull in musth......but I am sure you knew that.