I can see some words in there though...
Qwertz you i owe poo
ass def gaaah jackal wooaaa
yaks cover bum
Now what the hell could that mean?
Yeah, could be...
Or maybe it does work. I'll keep working on it...
What happens when the time is up? You melt away like the wicked witch of the west?
Joe(pass that bucket of water over here.)Nation
Bloviate is not, I believe, a transitive verb.
No, I think it should be more like
yäks cöver büm
I only melt when I see littlek. But that's an old story...
dlowan wrote:Bloviate is not, I believe, a transitive verb.
Are you sure about that? I think you should look it up again. At any rate, do you care to take a crack at the alien code that is made up of the keys on the keyboard? Or would you like to regale us with the story of your first sexual experience?
I think it's time for more useless rubbish.
Did you know...?
The average person in the United Kingdom drinks as much tea as 23 Italians.
Canadians drink more fruit juice than the citizens of any other nation - more than one litre for each person, every week.
and the top ten countries for murder with firearms......
#1 South Africa 0.719782 per 1,000 people
#2 Colombia 0.509801 per 1,000 people
#3 Thailand 0.312093 per 1,000 people
#4 Zimbabwe 0.0491736 per 1,000 people
#5 Mexico 0.0337938 per 1,000 people
#6 Belarus 0.0321359 per 1,000 people
#7 Costa Rica 0.0313745 per 1,000 people
#8 United States 0.0279271 per 1,000 people
#9 Uruguay 0.0245902 per 1,000 people
#10 Lithuania 0.0230748 per 1,000 people
....and the bottom ten.....
#23 Hungary 0.00439692 per 1,000 people
#24 Poland 0.0043052 per 1,000 people
#25 Ukraine 0.00368109 per 1,000 people
#26 Ireland 0.00298805 per 1,000 people
#27 Australia 0.00293678 per 1,000 people
#28 Denmark 0.00257732 per 1,000 people
#29 Spain 0.0024045 per 1,000 people
#30 Azerbaijan 0.00227503 per 1,000 people
#31 New Zealand 0.00173482 per 1,000 people
#32 United Kingdom 0.00102579 per 1,000 people
I bet that's woken you up. Nothing like an exciting bit of data to stir the blood.
urs53 wrote:No, I think it should be more like
yäks cöver büm
What the hell do you call those little dots over the words again? It's not an umlat, is it? I spelled that wrong, didn't I. Whatever. What are the two dots called?
Lord Ellpus wrote:I think it's time for more useless rubbish.
Did you know...?
The average person in the United Kingdom drinks as much tea as 23 Italians.
Canadians drink more fruit juice than the citizens of any other nation - more than one litre for each person, every week.
and the top ten countries for murder with firearms......
#1 South Africa 0.719782 per 1,000 people
#2 Colombia 0.509801 per 1,000 people
#3 Thailand 0.312093 per 1,000 people
#4 Zimbabwe 0.0491736 per 1,000 people
#5 Mexico 0.0337938 per 1,000 people
#6 Belarus 0.0321359 per 1,000 people
#7 Costa Rica 0.0313745 per 1,000 people
#8 United States 0.0279271 per 1,000 people
#9 Uruguay 0.0245902 per 1,000 people
#10 Lithuania 0.0230748 per 1,000 people
....and the bottom ten.....
#23 Hungary 0.00439692 per 1,000 people
#24 Poland 0.0043052 per 1,000 people
#25 Ukraine 0.00368109 per 1,000 people
#26 Ireland 0.00298805 per 1,000 people
#27 Australia 0.00293678 per 1,000 people
#28 Denmark 0.00257732 per 1,000 people
#29 Spain 0.0024045 per 1,000 people
#30 Azerbaijan 0.00227503 per 1,000 people
#31 New Zealand 0.00173482 per 1,000 people
#32 United Kingdom 0.00102579 per 1,000 people
I bet that's woken you up. Nothing like an exciting bit of data to stir the blood.
That is almost as exciting as my buddy's e-mails with the line-ups, including positions and player numbers, of any Yankee team from whichever year I picked. He had all the line-ups from every season memorized. He is quite the sick man.
Let's review:
The average person in the United Kingdom drinks as much tea as 23 Italians.
murder with firearms....data..
#32 United Kingdom 0.00102579 per 1,000 people
Looks to me like the Brits kill so few people because they are so busy pissing all that tea.
Joe(England-Rivers of Piss- Come Visit soon)Nation
Yeah, but what are those two dots called?
Okay, my boss just called and he's on his way in. He lives in Yonkers, so it will probably be at least an hour and a half more, but I'm in the homestretch now!
Now, where is that bunnylicious supercutiepie dlowan? I miss her so...
Kicky and dlowan, sittin' in a tree...
Diaeresis or two dots over a letter (¨: tréma) indicates that the vowel is to be pronounced separately: Noël
i thought i'd cheer you up with the slovak alphabet as seen on my keyboard:
°ľčťýáíé´
qwertzuiopúäň
asdfghjklô
yxcvbnm
Thank you Ellpus. My god, that was driving me crazy! Diaeresis. Check.
Now where's that bunny?
...and here is the Slovak alphabet....
°ľčťýáíé´
qwertzuiopúäň
asdfghjklô
yxcvbnm
Bugger! She's beaten me to it again.
yu are goot, ellpoos. sehr gut.
