THEY BOTH COME IN LITERS!
All right. I'll leave you with one that I made up myself. (Even though the more I think about it, the less it seems to make sense.) But anyway, here goes:
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Trust me, that joke will not get you anywhere close to kicked off this site. Oh my god, that was horrible.
It reminds me of another, equally horrible joke:
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died!
Heeeheeeheeehooohooohooohaahaahaaa!!!!
Okay, waiting for the next awesome punchline...
yeah well, not so awesome. I should have told it first.
Glad you liked that one. Now what do you call a lazy kangaroo?
I think we ought to avoid helping Kicky.
It will be good for his moral fibre to get through this alone.
I have been very concerned, may I say, about Kicky's moral fibre for some time.
I might bloviate at some stage, though.
echi wrote:A POUCH POTATO!
That makes sense! And it's pretty good too!
Now, what's that bunny on about?
Moral fibre? What's this got to do with morals? Or fibre, for that matter?
Are you trying to turn me on with that sexy talk, dlowan?
One time I got too much moral fibre, and I bloviated all over myself.
three hours, fifteen minutes to go...I think I'm gonna make it! I really hope dlowan comes back to bloviate me later...
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm
Well, that's all the letters of the alphabet, as they appear on the keyboard. I wonder if they are set up that way on purpose, as some kind of message...maybe it's some kind of alien code that keeps us under control or something. Hmmmm...I wonder what it means though...
Sorry Kicky, the dog needed a longer walk than usual. A plethora of squirrel caused her to drag me off into the wilderness.
I could have done without that this morning, as I was rather tired through lack of sleep.
You see, I was sat at the bottom of the garden last night, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that - and I just happened to glance at the night sky, and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like little pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe, I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in all their orbital majesty, and as I looked at all this, I thought to myself, "I must put a roof on this lavatory".
Now, where were we......?
We were exactly where we should be, of course...
kickycan wrote:qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm
Well, that's all the letters of the alphabet, as they appear on the keyboard. I wonder if they are set up that way on purpose, as some kind of message...maybe it's some kind of alien code that keeps us under control or something. Hmmmm...I wonder what it means though...
In my part of the universe it is
qwertzuiopü
asdfghjklöä
yxcvbnm
Another alien code? Do you feel anything when you look at that, kicky?
Actually, yes, I feel a little gassy, but that could just be the Pepsi.
