I will leave you to peruse "Little Britain".
....and you think I'M weird!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/
If you have real time player.....try the video clips.
not Little Britain - seriously strange!
If you go to abc.net.au/cricket - you can listen to the cricket - Australia playing South Africa
That should pass some time!
Hey kickycan--
(This may sound stupid, but...) You might try doing a little exercise.
Why couldn't the motorcycle make it up the hill?
Oh, sorry, I had a little work to do there...wait, let me think...
Because...It was two tired!
That should keep you belly-laughing for at least an hour and fifteen minutes.
Okay, here's another one:
What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Excellent! two tired. Hehehe...I love really stupid jokes, and that definitely qualifies.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Still waiting for the awsome punchline?
MILK AND QUACKERS!
I crack up everytime I tell that one.
Here's an "after hours" one:
What does an elephant have in common with Pepsi?
(I hope I don't get kicked off for this one.)
You are either working, or you're thinking way too long about this joke.
You haven't died, have you?
Ah, well...
The excellent punch-line is...
(Ready?)
