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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
Region Philbis
 
  3  
Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 01:17 pm
MontereyJack wrote:
Gracie rules. Tabludama drools.
OmSigDAVID
 
  1  
Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2011 07:06 pm
@Region Philbis,
Good Luck, in your retirement !
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2011 07:12 am
@OmSigDAVID,

unfortunately that's a long way off, dave.
i've got another 15 years minimum.
but thanx just the same...
Butrflynet
 
  3  
Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2011 11:59 pm
Jgoldman10 wrote:
The more you feed something the stronger it gets.
OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2011 12:05 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:


unfortunately that's a long way off, dave.
i've got another 15 years minimum.
but thanx just the same...

Enjoy the ride !
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 20 Nov, 2011 12:06 am
@Butrflynet,
Butrflynet wrote:
Jgoldman10 wrote:
The more you feed something the stronger it gets.
Does that depend on WHAT u feed it ?
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Thomas
 
  3  
Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2011 06:22 am
@parados,
parados wrote:
Even a halfwit should have seen the wit in that sentence David.

Even a halfwit should have seen that David's comment does not demonstrate blindness to the wit of Sturgis's comment. In fact he's agreeing with it: Lots of unemployed Democrats are mad at Obama. (In my opinion they are absolutely right to be, though this is not the thread to discuss that opinion.) And as a consequence, Republicans would win the next election if they let as much as a dimwit run for president---just as Sturgis said. Your repeated personal attacks on David, simply because you don't like him,are beginning to amount to mobbing. Please stop this crap.
parados
 
  3  
Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2011 08:16 am
@Thomas,
But this isn't a political thread Thomas. David's need to respond politically to a line posted here is what I was pointing out. My response has nothing to do with whether his political assumptions were correct or not. It has to do with his inability to accept the line as witty as is intended on this thread.


By the way.. Are you saying my quoted post is worthy of being a sig line?


The wit in sturgis' line is that he only mentions a halfwit. But Oscar Wilde I am not, it seems.
OmSigDAVID
 
  0  
Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2011 08:20 am
@parados,
U have no way of knowing
whether my choices r limited by my abilities.

I am ABLE to do many things that I choose not to DO.





David
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 23 Nov, 2011 10:06 am
A minimalist/existential signature line:
north wrote:


sometimes

http://able2know.org/topic/179860-1#post-4797582
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 1 Dec, 2011 04:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
OmSigDAVID wrote:

If u r going to nap under your desk,
remember to choose the wooden kind (not glass). Good Luck!

Perfectly fine advice! Very Happy
http://able2know.org/topic/180977-1#post-4810028
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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 07:27 am
TommyG wrote:
To all seeming any of us, who will dare to shoot out the lips concerning to our authorities’ methods of internal control, will turn out to be in the prison without any court proceedings!
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2011 09:09 am
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:

U have no way of knowing
whether my choices r limited by my abilities.

I am ABLE to do many things that I choose not to DO.





David


So DO them already!
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Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2011 06:45 pm
Hasn't yet been posted, but would make the perfect signature line for JG10.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/377991_237720466296795_191295170939325_620064_1573726809_n.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Dec, 2011 03:53 pm
@Butrflynet,
JGoldman10 wrote:

Do others feel intimidated by scooter riders?

http://able2know.org/topic/181476-2#post-4822837
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Butrflynet
 
  6  
Reply Wed 14 Dec, 2011 05:21 pm
Each of these would make perfect signature lines unto themselves.

JGoldman10 wrote:

Why are some people attracted to women's butts?

Do you know there are millions of germs on and inside a human buttocks?

There are millions of germs on toilets and most women sit down on them.

Your anus is an apature to expel human waste - it was not made to stick foreign objects in.

People develop health problems because they are abusing their rectums.
Lash
 
  4  
Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 09:00 am
@Butrflynet,
In a fit of rampant Goldman skewering, Tsar was seen to have said:


POSEIDON HATES TORTOISES LIKE YOU! YOUR SEXY SEXY SHELL IS BLASPHEMOUS! (licks lips) YOU ARE BLASPHEMOUS! POSEIDON CONDEMNS YOU TURTLES! POSEIDON FORBIDS ME TO THINK ABOUT TURTLES, FROGS, AND TORTOISES IN THAT WAY! WHY DO YOU TEMPT ME SO?!
Lash
 
  2  
Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2011 09:00 am
@Lash,
Your sexy sexy shell is blasphemous... Ahhhh. Good times.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 12:31 pm
@Lash,
Yes Lash. Good times indeed! Smile

izzythepush wrote:

No a troll would be a lot better, and more fun. He's just very sad and delusional.

http://able2know.org/topic/180143-8#post-4831203
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 01:25 pm
@tsarstepan,
izzythepush also wrote:
One man's occutard is another man's uncircumcised Philistine.
 

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