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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2011 04:57 am
On the subject of sex -- more specifically, on how a woman can get her man to satisfy her:

PUNKEY wrote:
It's like giving a man instructions for hanging a picture:

"No a little to the right"
"Drop down the left side"
"Slide it slowly to the center."
Now, there. . . hammer it.'
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2011 03:05 pm
Roberta wrote:

Yes, there was a show where a man had over 50 chickens in his home. Didn't watch that one.
/quote]
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 11:45 pm
again with a Boida quote...

"Only once was I accused of killing a hamster. Tough noogies, rodent."
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2011 10:49 am
rjb wrote:
The Steelers-Ravens game left me (although not my sinuses) drained.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 08:04 am
Two in one:

engineer wrote:
Lash wrote:
A really sweet sexy mousepad.

?? What does a sexy mousepad look like? I'm intrigued.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 08:11 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Two in one:

engineer wrote:
Lash wrote:
A really sweet sexy mousepad.

?? What does a sexy mousepad look like? I'm intrigued.

Maybe a mousepad with a picture
of Brigitte Bardot on it ?





David
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 04:55 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
For you, perhaps.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 06:04 pm
@jespah,
Alright, already. It's not going to appeal to everyone.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 07:45 pm
@jespah,
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/bustymousepads.jpg

I think I'd prefer one with a built-in "joy stick" to these with the built-in wrist rest. Wink

For those that must have one, do a search for busty mousepads.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 08:24 pm
@Butrflynet,
Now yer cookin'.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 07:53 am
@roger,
I have seen everything.
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Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 08:05 am
@Butrflynet,
Thanks for keeping me abreast of the latest in mouth-pads.
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 08:09 am
@Ragman,
That's not how you're supposed to double-c lick. Or move the joystick.

Wait ....
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 09:57 am
@jespah,
hehehe
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2011 02:09 pm
soz wrote:
major damage to trees (I like trees) and a tendency to down powerlines (I like power).
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2011 09:48 am
Tryagain addressing OmsigDAVID

Quote:
Day vid, this is just the sort of defeatist answer I wud expect from a liberal hu rites like ah X between txt and pidgin inglish. I bet if the commie hordes were advancing over yonder hill behind a shield of kittens...You would not fire for fear of hurting them.

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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 05:59 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
I think if God had been on top of his game he would have made people really bright interesting colors. Forest Green, Teal, Fire Engine Red, Hot Pink, Deep Magenta.

Captain Kirk wouldn't know where to start.


Thank you, from Trekkers everywhere.
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 11:31 pm
Ok, 'twas spam, but still:
cakesdeliverykolkota wrote:

Send your orders online for Cakes, Flowers, Sweets and several other Kolkata Gifts with us and give pleasure to the taste sensations of your dear ones in Kolkata in a delicious way.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 04:47 am
(Joe Nation) wrote:
AH! There is nothing like the smell of Spring and 5,370 wet runners in the rain.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 9 Mar, 2011 08:07 am
A JGoldman10 trifecta ...

JGoldman10 wrote:
You wonder why I have you on ignore.


JGoldman10 wrote:
WHAT GOES ON ON OTHER FORUMS STAYS ON OTHER FORUMS.


JGoldman10 wrote:
PEOPLE NEED TO CONCERN THEMSLEVES WITH THEIR OWN PITIFUL BEHINDS AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT I AM DOING. YEAH-I SAID IT.
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