Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

I believe you google too much and think too little.

Faith is not subject to questioning--it is, in fact, the act whereby one surrenders one's right to question.

Move over, kumquat!!

If he likes you his trousers will protrude in the front. There is no way of hiding such physical exuberance and once sighted you will know that he likes you.

If you try to get by without bullshit you are like ground glass in everybodys ass...

Clearly the finest portion of any newspaper that I've ever read is the cartoon section.

I go back a ways on several threads, with him arguing the Democratic or liberal line, and with me being a distractor of his

dis·tract·er also dis·trac·tor (d-strktr)
n.
One of the incorrect answers presented as a choice in a multiple-choice test.

In that case, may I suggest that you don't start with farting on your girlfriend? That's for advanced users.

As children in Arizona, we played that game,
but we had separate n distinct guns (obvious imitation guns) for that purpose.

OmSigDAVID wrote:

* The coloration of "helplessness"
was intended to be as close to pink
as I coud get it, intending to imply leftist effeminacy,
in opposition to robust, masculine self-defense.

Yes, because nothing says masculinity than getting just the right shade of pink.

Thomas wrote to OmSigDAVID

Just out of curiosity: Did your law school cover the Sixth Amendment, or did they stop after the Second?

I advise other members here not to respond to these two prime examples of christian hatefulness

A church is a store where , for your money, you get a promise of product delivery only after your dead. I think that business model is genius

you have the gall to come here and try to demean WikiLeaks