Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

Gag for disgust or gag for moral reasons? If they told me that they'd wiped beef across their balls I'd gag too, but not because of any ethics against beef, just disgust with their balls.

I am not a vegetarian, dummy; I'm a hypocrite

I take it that, in contrast to me, you don't consider laziness a virtue?

Incidentally: let the record indicate
that I am a male with not one iota of ill will toward bull dykes.

I do not know what STFU means.

I'm euphoric, which by me equals an eh+.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day: If you teach a man to fish, he will drink all your beer and hog up your boat with trash.

sit on a noodle

More generally, PETA runs a website to help people get started with cooking vegetarians.

When I was 13, I had not attended law school.

... a typo that will live in infamy ....

The only manufactured homosexual I can think of is C3PO.

I think some of the stuff Bush was accused of was totally ridiculous, but all of the stuff I am saying about Obama is absolutely true.

Okie wrote:

I think some of the stuff Bush was accused of was totally ridiculous, but all of the stuff I am saying about Obama is absolutely true.

Cycloptichorn