Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

A mans penis will not tear the anus of a horse.
A horses penis will tear the anus of a man.
If he is that dumb.. by alllll means.. have at it dude.

Huh? What do you have against vaginas? The vaginas of the world are going to march into your hometown and beat the crap out of you.

I am not a lawyer, but it seems like I have heard a few things, that being one of them.

one or two hits and I'm out for the night in my own little world... which is okay because they know me there.

bile coursing through the veins is like viagara. See my previous post about makeup sex and make bile ade out of bile.

Obama is not even all black

My real passion has always been in the location and development of Titanium finds. Its been very satisfying and one of the greatest jobs other than a male hooker.

One instant theres nothing and next theres a deer up your ass.

I will not exempt any religious stance, even "my fellow atheists"...if you didn't know, there are creationists disguised as atheists...or they're just uneducated people who say they're atheist just to be different. And I think I've have witnessed it here at A2k.

engineer wrote:

I'm sure if you are in the heat of it, it all sounds exciting, but whenever these come out and are read in the light of day, they just sound ridiculous.

And this is different from actual sex how?

Cycloptichorn

Maybe I could stick a dust cloth on their asses and get the floor dusted and polished in one swell foop.

WTF are you talking about? What planet are you from? Is your avatar the view from your space ship?

I don't think crap gets better as it ages, Msolga!

You will become friends with the itchy cast as your arm hairs grow, unmolested like mushrooms in a dark compost pile.

I used to be a bacteriologist. Don't just whoof me with phoo.

I'm plotzing. Not painful, but messy.

U shoud not be hitting anyone with a whip whether I am delusional or not.