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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 09:15 am
@jespah,
Shewolf wrote this nice little haiku this morning. Wouldn't be nearly as humorous without her signature line breaks.

shewolf wrote:

A mans penis will not tear the anus of a horse.
A horses penis will tear the anus of a man.
If he is that dumb.. by alllll means.. have at it dude.
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Sun 15 Nov, 2009 07:33 pm
Green Witch wrote:

Huh? What do you have against vaginas? The vaginas of the world are going to march into your hometown and beat the crap out of you.


T
K
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 17 Nov, 2009 11:17 pm
"I have dropped turds that put up more fight than you and they didn't want a medal. "

Ionus '09
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 10:24 pm
okie wrote:
I am not a lawyer, but it seems like I have heard a few things, that being one of them.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 12:49 pm

BPB wrote:
one or two hits and I'm out for the night in my own little world... which is okay because they know me there.
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 03:50 pm
BPB wrote:
bile coursing through the veins is like viagara. See my previous post about makeup sex and make bile ade out of bile.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 30 Nov, 2009 10:56 am
Okie
Quote:
Obama is not even all black
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Nov, 2009 03:19 pm
Farmerman wrote:

Quote:
My real passion has always been in the location and development of Titanium finds. Its been very satisfying and one of the greatest jobs other than a male hooker.



I'm wondering when he fitted in the job as a hooker?
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2009 03:49 pm
farmerman wrote:
One instant theres nothing and next theres a deer up your ass.
Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 9 Dec, 2009 09:47 pm
Jason Proudmoore wrote:

Quote:
I will not exempt any religious stance, even "my fellow atheists"...if you didn't know, there are creationists disguised as atheists...or they're just uneducated people who say they're atheist just to be different. And I think I've have witnessed it here at A2k.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 07:11 am
dardardit to High Seas, You are not answering the question. You are using other peoples Quotes to impress, and it doesn't work.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 17 Dec, 2009 06:31 am
Cycloptichorn wrote:

engineer wrote:

I'm sure if you are in the heat of it, it all sounds exciting, but whenever these come out and are read in the light of day, they just sound ridiculous.


And this is different from actual sex how?

Cycloptichorn
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Dec, 2009 06:34 am
'boida wrote:
Maybe I could stick a dust cloth on their asses and get the floor dusted and polished in one swell foop.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 25 Dec, 2009 10:02 am
Green Witch wrote:
WTF are you talking about? What planet are you from? Is your avatar the view from your space ship?
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 26 Dec, 2009 10:36 pm
dlowan wrote:

I don't think crap gets better as it ages, Msolga!


This may be in reference to fruitcake.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 27 Dec, 2009 11:04 am
farmerman wrote:
You will become friends with the itchy cast as your arm hairs grow, unmolested like mushrooms in a dark compost pile.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jan, 2010 08:45 am
ossobuco wrote:
I used to be a bacteriologist. Don't just whoof me with phoo.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jan, 2010 10:55 am
'boida wrote:
I'm plotzing. Not painful, but messy.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jan, 2010 11:07 am
OmSigDAVID wrote:
U shoud not be hitting anyone with a whip whether I am delusional or not.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jan, 2010 12:32 pm
@djjd62,
******* priceless.
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