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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2009 08:58 pm
@genoves,
genoves wrote:
Your writing is atrocious. I suggest Strunk and White--"The Elements of Style" as a good beginning, that is, if you are able to comprehend it.


If you had actually read Strunk and White, you wouldn't have comma splices in every third sentence you write--the sentence I've quoted here, for example. Also, titles of books are italicized. Trust me, I'll win this game, you leaky discharge. My language may not be elegant, but my sentences are gorgeous.

Meanwhile, you have the driest diction possible. Your syntax is so schooled and boring, indicative of someone who is merely booksmart, if that, and who starts panicking when prompted to express an original thought.

My forensic expertise also leads me to believe you wet the bed and start fires.
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Region Philbis
 
  7  
Reply Mon 29 Jun, 2009 11:22 am

(gargamel, being made of liquid, will eventually win this pissing contest...)
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jun, 2009 11:30 am
OmSigDAVID wrote:
I hope someone will correct me, if I 'm rong.
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joefromchicago
 
  4  
Reply Mon 29 Jun, 2009 01:09 pm
Yankee wrote:
The English Language say this...
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Mame
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Jun, 2009 04:12 pm
spendius wrote:

Anyway--American grammar is not like our's.


Ya got that right!
dyslexia
 
  7  
Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 03:48 pm
Quote:
I didn't edit what he said, I simply inserted my words
McGentrix
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 08:49 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

spendius wrote:

Anyway--American grammar is not like our's.


Ya got that right!




Snort.


But American still sucks.
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 05:33 pm
@dlowan,
The language is the key to the music, and the whole world has embraced American music, so suck it, rabbit. Yeah, that's right, suck it.
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2009 05:37 am
Rockhead wrote:
the poorest folks are blowing up the mostest stuff.
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mac11
 
  5  
Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 09:01 am
ebrown p wrote:
Ten thousand lemmings can't possibly be wrong.
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nimh
 
  3  
Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 02:59 pm
Yankee wrote:
Democrats must despise white women, who are good looking and successful politicians.
joefromchicago
 
  4  
Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 03:43 pm
@nimh,
nimh wrote:

Yankee wrote:
Democrats must despise white women, who are good looking and successful politicians.


What a maddeningly ambiguous comma.
sozobe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 05:11 pm
@joefromchicago,
All white women are good-looking and are successful politicians, obviously. Every last one of 'em, bless their pretty little heads.
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Region Philbis
 
  2  
Reply Wed 8 Jul, 2009 12:58 pm
cyclopsbauer09 wrote:
What do you mean with common sense?
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Thomas
 
  5  
Reply Sat 18 Jul, 2009 07:46 pm
Green Witch wrote:
Gus has become like my menstrual cycle. He shows up once a month and proves to be both a bother and a relief.
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 31 Jul, 2009 12:09 pm
panzade wrote:
he'll hand you your Bexley butt in a box.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 3 Aug, 2009 02:35 pm
Chai2 wrote:

Quote:
fuckin'-A tweety

you can't handle the truth.
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Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Aug, 2009 08:42 am
Gargamel wrote:
For heroin. Or even a partially eaten bag of Doritos. Cool ranch.
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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sat 8 Aug, 2009 04:31 pm
@nimh,
Said about Sarah Palin:

contrex wrote:
... Princess Winky Sparkleburst National Review pornstar persona ..
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sun 9 Aug, 2009 12:58 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Frankly, given the option, I'd rather work at a fast food joint than being a prostitute!
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