Your writing is atrocious. I suggest Strunk and White--"The Elements of Style" as a good beginning, that is, if you are able to comprehend it.
If you had actually read Strunk and White, you wouldn't have comma splices in every third sentence you write--the sentence I've quoted here, for example. Also, titles of books are italicized. Trust me, I'll win this game, you leaky discharge. My language may not be elegant, but my sentences are gorgeous.
Meanwhile, you have the driest diction possible. Your syntax is so schooled and boring, indicative of someone who is merely booksmart, if that, and who starts panicking when prompted to express an original thought.
My forensic expertise also leads me to believe you wet the bed and start fires.