By golly; if you want a time capsule of a2k, this thread would about fill the bill. I just looked back, reading and skimming, this page back, through page 70. Some funny and occasionally sage stuff here.
JLNobody wrote:How about Edgar's hilarious:
"I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. So, I took his shoes" ?
Oh dear. This gave me the giggles for some reason and now I have to blow my nose. It's not even that funny... (runs giggling to the bathroom)
Cjhsa...speaking of the utility of carrying knives:
cjhsa wrote:
Because it's a useful tool? I always carry mine. The only person it's every stabbed was me [sic]........
(I inserted the [sic]..)
blindsided wrote:
You must be a woman, therefore you have no say in the matter.
All of these are from the same hilarious train wreck of a thread. Would all make fine sig lines just by themselves
Foofie wrote:Can you give me an interpretation of, "Jeebus"? Is it a reaction to my candor, or surprise at my possible insight?
Thomas wrote:Michelle Obama is Elanore Roosevelt with Jacqueline Kennedy looks and a tan. That's three counts against her right there.
Ticomaya wrote:Perhaps you should just keep your uninformed but opinionated pie hole closed.
cjhsa wrote:I don't like her.
Who the hell is she?
Lash wrote:smiling with my vagina
Ramafuchs wrote:How long will you surevive/veitate and for fot reason?
Sorry about adding to the quotes from Ramafuchs, but he is A2K's leading sage.
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He is the Pythia of A2K....
Chai wrote:
Coffee aint coffee if ya gotta put any stuff in it to make it drinkable.
