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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 11:24 am
Or: a psychiatrist a day keeps organisms at bay.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 05:41 pm
JLNobody wrote:
Or: a psychiatrist a day keeps organisms at bay.

specially once he starts giving you pills
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 07:40 pm
Right.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:46 pm
In re: to BBB writing, "The only hope is that Hamas will not follow the pattern of Arafat's failure to evolve from a terrorist leader",

oralloy wrote:
I think Arafat evolved from being a terrorist. The problem is that he evolved into a corrupt politician who did nothing but line his own pockets.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:49 pm
My favorites of me own:

It is not the fault of the Republican party that Willie Horton takes a bad picture.

and

EhBeth and soz inspired me to put clothes on.

I am off to look for more from others....
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:50 pm
Hey Lash, whats with your Botticelli shoes?
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 06:59 pm
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BOTTICELLI SHOES!!!!!

(You know--Seinfeld...Elaine...it's old. I shall change it. Did you see that episode?)

What's with your sig?
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 07:04 pm
I don't know, the other day, on the is maturbation evil thread, I said the words....


Jesus moved his bowels



I've been toying with using that, but it would be so crass to use something you said yourself.

But really, I thought it was pretty ok.

Then you could end it with......

Thus endth the lesson.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 07:21 pm
Lash - Aahhh ... ok. No, I've only had TV for like two of the past twelve years, so I've missed a lot.

My sig? Its a play on the Pussycat Dolls song ... ya know, "dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me / dont cha / dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me / dont cha / etc"
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 07:36 pm
Ahhh!

You MUST watch Seinfeld!! How will you understand the vernacular?

<You'd LOVE it!>
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 04:28 pm
crayon851 wrote:
I am slow like a turtle but wise like a rabbit
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 05:50 pm
Shocked I have rabbits. I can't even begin to imagine what rabbit wisdom would be like. I mean, they're sneaky, yeah, like most domesticated animals, but wise...?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 10:14 pm
There are many spokes from the wheel to the hub.
seal poet
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 05:21 pm
Einherjar wrote:
Of course clever is defined as agreeing with me.
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Cola
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 09:40 pm
Quote:
When I write, I have to be naked apart from my lucky bow tie, and old RAF flying helmet.
Wagner is played at full volume, and I have a party whizzer in my mouth, which I use to screech in time to the music.
=Lord E
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 11 Feb, 2006 05:05 pm
What is a buh-gina?

(gargamel.)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2006 03:08 pm
Noddy wrote:
Buddha said you could carry only 86 burdens and my knapsack is full.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2006 10:21 pm
Quote:
"They are moving around 55km a year on average, which is a long way to hop if you are a toad," said Dr Phillips.


(from the article of horror toads amock in Australia that cjhsa posted)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2006 10:32 pm
cyphercat wrote:
Shocked I have rabbits. I can't even begin to imagine what rabbit wisdom would be like. I mean, they're sneaky, yeah, like most domesticated animals, but wise...?



SMILE when you say that, Imp of Satan.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 06:33 am
Walter Hinteler, on Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:27 pm Post: 1877954 wrote:
All my dreams are either X-rated or documentaries.
Mostly both.
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