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bammo, there's my third toe.

all those who would seek to thwart my power as empress would be given jobs at the division of motor vehicles.

That my mental faculties are unimpressive to you is on a level of concern to me correlative to the concern I have that you will ever be a person of significance in this world.

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That my mental faculties are unimpressive to you is on a level of concern to me correlative to the concern I have that you will ever be a person of significance in this world.

Girls! Girls! You're both pretty!

I'm sure Mr. Obama would love to take you both to the formal if he could.

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Women. They get so excited about the wedding that they forget they actually have to live with the dumb sonofabitch after it's over.

I never... got a hard-on talking about the difference between Zildjians and Sabians.

You need to visit more ladies rooms, George.

Somewhere in the world, a Google search on "spam america" must lead to A2K.

Special announcements for poop!

Walter, those are awesome!

If aliens are searching for intelligent life on earth, why do they only appear to people who look like Gustav Ratzenhofer?

Your primary job used to be mortgages. Now it is dealing on a professional level with a lunatic.

If you plan to have children, this will be excellent practice.

Pork is generic meat, like rat or poodle.

Yes... the old "harmony through bludgeoning trick" never fails.

With so much bait floating around here, I'm thinking of opening up a bait shop.