Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

I wasn't laughing at your package, I was laughing with your package

I 've always preferred revolvers.
Thay r what nature intended.

I'm hooraying your potty mouth.

You are now perfect.

To Kicky, all vowels sound like the "e" in "sex".

just eat a grub and give me a foot massage.

Couldn't we just merge with Britain, and leave it at that?

Nothing says love like a loofa.

And now I'm as unsettled as a two-pointed egg on a toy boat in a whorehouse chamberpot.

p-dog wrote:

And now I'm as unsettled as a two-pointed egg on a toy boat in a whorehouse chamberpot.

I don 't claim to know everything; ( I am too humble; much too humble ).

Drunken cows laid out our streets.

Patiodog, you have to read "Foreskin's Lament."

Guy plagiarized you a couple of times, though I don't remember details. (Just remember thinking "hey, Patiodog's said that" when reading.)