I don't need life experience! I've had enough of that! I've had so many pets before and i think i know if i need life experience!
heh :wink:
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Tue 10 Jul, 2007 05:31 am
littlek wrote:
Round two or littlek vs. the cream cheese monster who lives on her head went pretty well.
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Region Philbis
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Tue 10 Jul, 2007 05:36 am
on the very same thread, gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I drank copious amounts of the pig pond water, swished in around in my mouth, and spit out the offending cow juices.
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TTH
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Tue 10 Jul, 2007 11:28 am
Francis wrote:
These triangles always have secrets, like a vagina...
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sozobe
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Tue 10 Jul, 2007 02:52 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
Being able to open and cleanse your facial pores just by crossing the parking lot saves money at the beauty parlor.
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panzade
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Wed 11 Jul, 2007 09:24 am
TTH wrote:
Francis wrote:
These triangles always have secrets, like a vagina...
deep
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TTH
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Wed 11 Jul, 2007 12:13 pm
What the triangles, secrets or the vagina
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Region Philbis
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Thu 12 Jul, 2007 04:42 pm
Heeven wrote:
Ooh loved being strapped to a man for my tandem jump, nice and tight!!! Asked if I had to pay extra.
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Region Philbis
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Sat 14 Jul, 2007 11:37 am
H2O_MAN wrote:
What demented lawyer did you hire to write that convoluted concoction of crap?
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ossobuco
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Sat 14 Jul, 2007 11:38 am
Farmerman had a good one yesterday.. I'll have to go find it.
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ossobuco
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Sat 14 Jul, 2007 11:47 am
Farmerman said -
The coastal areas are all those zones that have been torn from an entirely different landmass , so the clues re: "our planets zipper" is best seen by sea.
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Mame
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Sun 15 Jul, 2007 07:38 pm
This is Noddy, on upper arm beauty:
"Shortly after toilet training the human elbow starts going down the aesthetic hill."
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Mame
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Sun 15 Jul, 2007 09:04 pm
Again, Noddy, and I have to add this one:
"I realized long ago that I am much more fascinating to me than I am to anyone else in the whole, wide world."
love it.
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Mame
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Sun 15 Jul, 2007 09:14 pm
Sorry, this one I had to add; she shall remain nameless, however.
"I think I am lost because I have no idea of what I am doing in the humor section :wink: "
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littlek
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Sun 15 Jul, 2007 09:16 pm
I think we should start a book of Noddy quotes.
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Mame
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Sun 15 Jul, 2007 09:17 pm
well, the last one wasn't Noddy, but she is full of great sig lines, isn't she?
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littlek
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Sun 15 Jul, 2007 09:19 pm
She is!
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nimh
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Mon 16 Jul, 2007 10:39 am
cjhsa wrote:
the baby boomers .. are the greatest threat to the USA that has ever existed.
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nimh
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Mon 16 Jul, 2007 10:39 am
Thomas wrote:
If we don't dump people like these, the baby terrorists win!
