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RexRed wrote

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The book of Genesis teaches evolution...
When will you nit wits get that truth through you thick monkey brains?

Again it is a white wash by liberals and political activists to legitimize their atheists positions in American politics.

one of the first wet dreams I had was Annette Funicello with mouseketteer ears on her breasts. Her nipples were the mouses nose. Nothing else happened just that image.

I saw Nestle Good Start makes a formula called Natural Cultures and it looked really good to me.

Surely there's at least one of them who you suspect would be looking to chow down on some face nuggets the moment you keel over.

You can ONLY go to hell ONE way and ONE way only: By rejecting Jesus as your Savior. So unless you have fantasies about rejecting Christ while masterbating you should be fine.

Not that I go around smelling piss or anything

I'm one of the official bitches of A2K.

On another site,

someone wrote:

cool emu clip. shoutout to all my gangster friends.

my dick accidentaly went in her vagina

In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.

I'm always more or less online, even when asleep.

MEN SUCK THE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call me A2K's anti-Midas, for everything I touch turns to rot and decay.

do you not feel the icy chill of my wintry wasteland?

They played solitaire with real cards, shopped from catalogues, and went to strip clubs on their lunch hours.

Pretty much what we do, but with the tactile stimuli.

It was so bad, it wasn't even good.

I keep my phial of mutated Anthrax solely for duck huntin.