Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

Monger wrote:

I don't need no steeenking sources. Who here doesn't believe Dlowan would say that at every possible opportunity if she ruled the world?

Who?


Everybody except you.

dlowan wrote:

Monger wrote:

I don't need no steeenking sources. Who here doesn't believe Dlowan would say that at every possible opportunity if she ruled the world?

Who?


Everybody except you.

Let's test that theory, shall we? What would Dlowan procaim if she ruled the world?

I say that now, and I rule nuttin'.

If caffeine is good for you, then I'm gonna live FOREVER.

Please stop ruining this thread with your facts.

Do sequined dildo-headed people deserve equality?

BDoug wrote:

Do sequined dildo-headed people deserve equality?

Sequined dildoes?

The dildo-headed people are sequinned.

Duh.

The dildo-headed people are sequinned.

Duh.

sozobe wrote:

The dildo-headed people are sequinned.

Duh.

Duh your own self.


The phrase is totally ambiguous, and I think our explanation the more properly inferred by the placement of the words.

dlowan wrote:

sozobe wrote:

The dildo-headed people are sequinned.

Duh.

Duh your own self.


The phrase is totally ambiguous, and I think our explanation the more properly inferred by the placement of the words.

Have you people no respect for hyphens?!

Wait, your hyphens up and quit on you, didn't they, dlowan? Yup, yup, it figures. Fail to respect the hyphen, the hyphen goes on strike. Serves you right.

Gus's replies are like the Spanish Inquisition.

If we ride our bikes, the terrorists win.

Again, idle remarks and nothing but hot air to back them up...

The book of Genesis teaches evolution...
When will you nit wits get that truth through you thick monkey brains?