Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

I'm the boss. You are the boss. Bear is the boss, etc.

The president and government work for us, not the other way around.

OCCOM BILL nobody loves me like you do not even Gus, I ain't got ****-else to that helps when I'm depressed. I even have your name tatooed across my chest.

I have a cute cock? Who knew?

I am drawn to scumbags. Machos. Show-offs.

I believe I am old enough to appreciate a Good Man...

s(though I'd still rather have a cute little cock)quinney

To waltz onto a thread and state that we should stop talking and do something is akin to walking onto a soccer field and yelling that all this pushing the ball around is a waste of time. We're here to talk, so that's what we're doing.

squinney wrote:

s(though I'd still rather have a cute little cock)quinney

You know, I suspect it would take a certain very special type of man to say that and mean it....

tin_sword_arthur wrote:

I'll have to find someplace to turn my penis in. Does WalMart take those without a reciept?

I would definitely fight to keep alive. After all, I have a family to nag.

No, Arthur, thank you. when I get done with Mr Can's quote, I may just use yours....It's a gem!

(oh, what, we're trying to make sense now? May I direct your attention to the chianti-flavored nipple clamps of a few pages back?)

nimh - You're having a duel of wits with an unarmed man.

Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about.

snood wrote:

nimh - You're having a duel of wits with an unarmed man.