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I like Loleta Dairy's Fontina a great deal.

so chirstians hate abortion,
they also hate homosexuals.
think about this.

Taoism
**** happens.
Buddhism
If **** happens, it's not really ****.
Islam
If **** happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
**** happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this **** always happen to us?
Hinduism
This **** happened before.
Catholicism
**** happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
**** happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more ****.
Atheism
No ****.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, **** happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good **** happening.
Christian Science
**** happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this ****.
Existentialism
What is **** anyway?
Stoicism
This **** doesn't bother me.

I should wish to send the hungry the kale soup I didn't eat for lunch. Some of the hungry would probably appreciate it. Some people in Africa like kale, do they not? Or is it cale?

Hmmm. I am a Christian. I hate abortion. I DO NOT hate homosexuals. Does that make be a bad Christian or a good Christian? I also like cheese.

Everybody loves cheese! Hoorah!

well....there are lactose-intolerant people. perhaps they don't like cheese. i say they stink!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

You get the AmWay people!

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?

The same might be said for pure bred JW's too...

(The pure breds have shinier coats than the half breeds)

Knock knock!

Who's there?

God.

God who?

God do walk that lonesome valley.

Karl Marx dies and as an atheist is sent to Hell. Upon arrival he keeps telling the devils: "You are sweating your arses off, working around the boiling pots day and night, and Lucifer is just sitting around and bossing you around." Devils start rebelling and soon enough Lucifer has an uprising on his hands. He calls God immediately: "Dear God, I got some Karl Marx here and he's shaking things up... could you take him up to Heaven, maybe he'd calm down a bit..." God agrees and up to Heaven Marx goes. Lucifer, being curious, calls a week later: "So, how is it with that Marx?"
"Well, he's a handful, but all is OK."
In a month, Lucifer calls again to check on him.
"Dear God, is everything still OK with that Marx?"
"First of all - that is Comrade God, and secondly - I don't exist!"

salmon and omega3 eggs help with that.
just look at setanta

Speaking of which.... I'm a little hungry now.

hey they're saying

An abortion can cause five years of mental anguish, anxiety, guilt and even shame, a BMC Medicine study suggests.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4520576.stm

You might get Barbara Grizzuti Harrison, raised as a jehovah witness. Wrote wonderful book on italy.

On abortion, I don't like it, but I am for choice.
Some of my best friends, of course, are not homosexuals. Some are.
I hate Velveeta.
On ****, I represent the materialists... as a beginning lab tech (I'm old, y'know, that was my first career), I had to unload the specimens off of the lab dummy and process them. Some famous people came to that clinic and research foundation...

I like cheddar chesse, blue cheese, and american "kraft cheese: