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I did a bad, bad thing

 
 
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 06:57 am
gotta talk to her, kicky. it's been done before.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 07:37 am
I would try to have regular carnival knowledge with her, Mr K. Then she won't bother locking the bathroom door, and you won't mind peeing in front of her.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 07:49 am
maybe she shaves her back...?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:01 am
Well, she does have a lot of hair...Ellpus, I've been down that road with another roommate once...didn't work out very well. I ended up banished to Queens...hey, I live in frickin' Queens right now! Hmmmm...

Yes, dlowan, two hours a day...is that a lot? I don't think she's done two showers a day like that since I've been here though...at least I haven't noticed. Dag, I would talk to her, but it isn't worth it. I'm only going to be here for a couple more months at the most. I'm not going to start anything over it unless it starts happening regularly.

So anyone else do a bad, bad thing they want to confess? I don't think Lash ever confessed anything...and littlek's was pretty tame. Come on, people, let's hear some dirt!
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:04 am
I'm posting on A2K when I should be working ...

(its cause Im nervous)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:39 am
OK

you want a bad bad confession from me?


I was 16 and living in a room of a friends house. Granted I was only there for ...... ehh.. 3 weeks? Maybe?
Any-who
His friend was an asshole. Plain and simple.
I had a mattress on the floor, and when his friend was drunk, he would sneak in the room and jump up and down over my head to wake me up.

The third time he did this, I stayed awake and partied with them.
His friend passed out on the couch by about 2 am. Everyone went home soon after it seems..
I took an old egg and an eye dropper.
Mixed the egg in a little water and used the eye dropper to put the egg in his ear.

i think he had an infection for 2 weeks after that.

kinda tame story.. hehe..
gotta keep my good secrets SECRET... ;-)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:42 am
Should have used boiling tar, shewolf. Much more effective.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:45 am
or honey


then dropped some sugar ants in his hair
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:48 am
Or just punched him in the nads.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:51 am
OK. My high school graduation exams. Big deal in Slovakia - you actually have to study for weeks for those. Well, I didn't. My parents went away and I convinced myself I have plenty of time and house to myself.... ended up pulling a few allnighters and didn't manage to get through all textbooks I should have. Everybody was trying to convince me I'll just pull out one of the questions that I have studied for (a bit), not one I read nothing about... I convinced myself it will be so.
Come the exam morning, I come as a zombie (didn't sleep for two nights at all). History. I pull a question number from an envelope. 18. That can't be. I only studied up to 12. In my confused head this was so impossible, that I put the number back. Pulled again, 22. No no no, I won't have that. Put it back, pull again. By this time I have the whole committee gaping at me in stunned horror. The chair of the committee spoke some harsh words and made me sit down. She was also the school director. Somebody pulled a number for me. 25. I barely passed and wanted to die of shame. Not the proudest moment of my life.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 09:59 am
That's horrible, dag. Tell me, have you ever scraped dog excrement off your shoe?
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 10:43 am
I can't confess, kicky. Mine are felonies.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 10:44 am
You tease.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 10:45 am
I am that.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 10:45 am
gus, i'm afraid i did. duck ****, too.
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