I just want to say I'm appalled as **** that you peed in the sink.
You are a biohazard! and a cad!! a bounder of ill repute, and a scalawag.
That's really nasty.
She'll get hoof and mouth disease, and sadly, ipsofacto, so will you.
Montezuma's Piss Revenge.
I've done really bad things in the past--but I'm trying to think of something in the past couple years...
Does anybody know how to un-bookmark?
It's no fun telling on yourself. The fun comes from seeing how long you can get away with being bad.
On a day trip (Rugby Club outing, by coach) down to the coast once, the entire male contingent consumed too much beer and demanded that the driver stopped, so we could all have a wee.
He stopped in a layby on a busy trunk road, and we all stood and peed up against the side of the coach. The driver was having none of that, and drove off up the road for fifty yards or so.
We couldn't turn around, as we were all in mid flow and liable to soak the adjacent person, so we all just stood there, todgers in hand, getting honked at by passing cars.
Bodhi's right. Now that you've "tasted blood", so to speak, Kicky, I'll bet you do it again. It was good, wasn't it? Next time you'll see if you can get away with it while your house-mate is in the next room, watching TV. You'll try to see just how long you can get away with it without being caught. After a while, it will seem like such a commonplace thing to do, you'll start pissing in the sink even when there's nobody else at home and there's no reason for you not to go to the bathroom. Eventually, you'll burn in hell, of course, but you knew that, didn't you?
I stripped nekkid and ran around the church sanctuary when I was about 19 or so...oh get a grip people, the Church was essentially empty at the time. I was working there for the summer and had been sent to make sure all the hymnals and Bibles were back in the racks on the backs of pews. I sat in the pastor's chair for a moment and then was overpowered by a strange urge. A few seconds after getting my trousers back on, still without a shirt, the church organist/choir director walked in. He looked at me and burst out laughing...still don't know why...you don't suppose he did the same sort of thing?
Other bad moments... far too many to list they include placing my cell phone in my undershorts to feel the vibration and less than an hour later handing it to someone. As he talked I remembered what I had done.
Don't judge me...it's not like I was the first.
Something just occurred to me. What would you have done, Kicky, if, instead of a leak, you had the uncontrollable need to take a crap while your house-mate was dilly-dallying in the bathroom? Surely, not the sink. . .???
I've got one, but it's a bit too eeeeww for this place.
Merry Andrew wrote:Something just occurred to me. What would you have done, Kicky, if, instead of a leak, you had the uncontrollable need to take a crap while your house-mate was dilly-dallying in the bathroom? Surely, not the sink. . .???
Why not? One can always break it up with the washing up brush, in order to get it down the plug hole.
just use the disposal side, then turn it on.
Is your roomate hot?
While driving I've chucked pocket change out my window at cars, and out of my sunroof to hit the car behind me if they've pissed me off.
Slappy-- That's a great idea!
BBB
In a weak moment, I bookmarked this thread.
Sob!
BBB
Am I to understand that one is not supposed to pee in the sink?
Yes Gus. I read years ago that it is one of the perks which men enjoy...sadly either I am too short in stature or the sink is too high to do this at home but mercifully public rest.... umm never mind.
my ex, before he was my ex, was dating this jewish girl. at my party i served her cabbage soup with pork, claiming poker-facedly it was all vegetarian.
yeah, take that.
OMG!! She de-koshered a Jew!!!
<God is sharpening up his smite stick>
You shall burn in hell, dagmaraka.
