I did a bad, bad thing

You're young, Francis...

Lash, rome fellbecause of lead poisoning and arrogance. I think.

I have been trying to recallever pissing in the sink and can't remember ever having done it. However, I did occasionally piss in the shower until Diane shamed me into stopping.

It's times like this I thank God I have such a sick AND suspicious mind.

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I became convinced one day, after going in the bathroom to brush my teeth, and finding the toothbrush wet when it shouldn't have been, that he was taking my toothbrush and rubbing it on his ****.

So, I took a clean brush, and each time after using it, hid it in a place known only to me.

After he was gone, I admitted to my husband my paranoia, thinking he would laugh at me.

he said "I wouldn't have put it past him"

Lesson: Be afraid, be very afraid.
Sink pissers and toothbrush/**** rubbers are everywhere.

Is Your Toothbrush Contaminated?
Have you ever wondered what happens to the nasty "bugs" that you brush off of your teeth? The truth may surprise you. Many of the bacteria, fungi, and viruses actually remain on your toothbrush! So the next time you use a contaminated toothbrush, remember that the infectious microorganisms remaining on the brush can reinfect your mouth and teeth again! Some of the microorganisms can even spread to the rest of your body.

SOME OF THE MICROORGANISMS REMAINING ON TOOTHBRUSHES:

* 1. Mutans streptococcus - the main bacterium causing dental caries.
* 2. Beta-hemolytic streptococcus - the main bacterium causing strep throat (pharyngotonsillitis).
* 3. Candida albicans - the main fungus causing thrush in babies.
* 4. Coliform bacteria - these are found in the bathroom.
* 5. Herpes simplex virus - they causes cold sores.

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HOW TO PREVENT TOOTHBRUSH CONTAMINATION:
* 1. The American Dental Association recommends changing toothbrushes every three months.
* 2. Sick children or adults should replace their toothbrushes as soon as possible - to prevent reinfection, or infection of another person.
* 3. Children or adults who are immunocompromised, or undergoing chemotherapy should change their toothbrushes every three days.
* 4. Always store toothbrushes in an aerated and ventilated environment - never sealed-up in a closed container.
* 5. Label and clearly identify each child's toothbrush, so that sharing of toothbrushes is avoided. Do not let children share toothbrushes!
* 6. Disinfect all toothbrushes daily.

METHODS OF DISINFECTING TOOTHBRUSHES:
* 1. Disinfect contaminated toothbrushes overnight in a solution of household bleach (sodium hypochlorite). Then rinse in clean water, and allow to air dry. Keep the bleach in a plastic container - not a metal container.
* 2. Keep all bleach products well out of reach of children! In case of accidental ingestion of bleach, do not induce vomiting, but give plenty of water.
* 3. You can also disinfect toothbrushes by cleaning them in a dishwasher every night - along with eating utensils. Allow them to air dry afterwards.

A recent article published in Pediatric Dentistry discussed toothbrush contamination in a day care setting. The article concluded that toothbrushes can be adequately disinfected by soaking them either in a 0.12% chlorhexidine gluconate solution (Peridex) for 20 hours, or in a 1 % sodium hypochlorite solution (1 part bleach, 4 parts water) for 20 hours.

It's an everyday, at least twice-a-day thing, yet, even though a person may think his teeth are getting clean when brushing, his toothbrush is getting dirty and staying dirty.

I thought the lead was in the steins! Not the water they put in the steins.

I placing my cell phone in my undershorts to feel the vibration and less than an hour later handing it to someone. As he talked I remembered what I had done.

Don't judge me...it's not like I was the first.

I don't HAVE a penis.


Does it affect vaginas?

On a day trip (Rugby Club outing, by coach) down to the coast once, the entire male contingent consumed too much beer and demanded that the driver stopped, so we could all have a wee.

He stopped in a layby on a busy trunk road, and we all stood and peed up against the side of the coach. The driver was having none of that, and drove off up the road for fifty yards or so.

We couldn't turn around, as we were all in mid flow and liable to soak the adjacent person, so we all just stood there, todgers in hand, getting honked at by passing cars.

Now that you've "tasted blood", so to speak, Kicky, I'll bet you do it again. It was good, wasn't it? Next time you'll see if you can get away with it while your house-mate is in the next room, watching TV. You'll try to see just how long you can get away with it without being caught. After a while, it will seem like such a commonplace thing to do, you'll start pissing in the sink even when there's nobody else at home and there's no reason for you not to go to the bathroom. Eventually, you'll burn in hell, of course, but you knew that, didn't you?