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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 10:18 pm
This will now be the place to admit the bad things you've done. Not to the people who actually were affected by your horribly selfish and depraved behavior, of course, but just to us, the idiots on A2K who just want to be entertained by your boorish, animalistic behavior.
Okay, here's what I did. And I just did this a few minutes ago. It's pretty bad...okay, are you ready?
So my roommate, who is a girl, is in the bathroom. And holy ****, she is like taking forever in there, you know? So I really have to take a leak. So I'm waiting and waiting and waiting...for her to get the hell out of there so I can go take a piss...finally, I can't stand it anymore. It's been like almost an hour, for God's sake! So I go in the kitchen and take a leak right in the goddam kitchen sink. Ooh, it felt so good too...is that bad? Okay, yeah, that's pretty bad. I took paper towels and wiped the whole area down though, and I ran the faucet for a little while...it smelled pretty urine-ish until I did that...so what have you done?
peed in a beer bottle and put it in the fridge
wait
you have a female room mate?
That's bad. Did anyone grab it out of there and drink it?
Yeah, as of about a month ago, I have a female roommate. Why?
Kicky, go get some bleach or soap and clean up your mess properly.
Tico, if a man pees in the sink and no one is there to smell it, has he really peed in the sink?
Go stand in the corner, face to the wall, for 15 minutes. Bad boy!
What have I done? You really think I'm dumb enough to tell you?
[PS -- I hope you took the dirty dishes out of the sink first. I was always told that that's the difference between "shanty Irish" and "lace curtain Irish." The lace curtain types always take the dishes out of the sink first.]
i didnt know you had a room mate
im outta the loop guess
Don't feel like you're out of the loop, Shewolf. This is a very recent development.
Merry, there are no dirty dishes in the sink. She is a clean freak! That's why I'm worried that she'll find out what a bad thing I done...
you want to be punished dont ya...
little freak
I think we've already established that.
Seriously though, I'm not into getting punished. I just like doing bad things. Don't you? I wonder why that is.
because there is something satisfying watching someone wash their hands in that sink ......
now
go pee in the plants
Okay, now WHO THE HELL IS NEXT TO ADMIT THEY DONE DID A BAD THING?!
P.S. I am so pissed at myself for putting that comma in the title of this thread. "I did a bad, bad thing." Goddammit, that comma has no bidness being there.
I guess if I really wanted to I could just play it off as being another bad thing I done did...
That comma is absolutely correct.
I think about doing very bad things, but I never do.
I lied daily to an ex girlfriend for 6 months, telling her I had stopped smoking when in fact I hadn't. I 'fessed up around 5 years later, but it still bothers my conscience now. The weakness of men...
EDIT: I just made a cup of tea and stole milk from one of my housemates, then added cold water to the bottle so he wouldn't notice. Not very naughty on the surface, but I've been doing this daily for 2 years now!
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