Things ladies don't talk about when men are around.
Suppository.
A place where one might eat dinner.
Placard
Second captain of the Starship Enterprise. Jean-Luc Placard.
hemophilia
When a virgin finally lets a guy get to second base.
Salvageable
Broccoli -- it's Mr. Mineo's favorite
characterize
What pub cleaners do between closing time and re-opening.
Entertain.
Having sexual intercourse with a teenager.
deranged
When a ranch hand is dismissed.
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Glucose
A very persistent woman.
Barnacle.
What barns look like after the tornado hits.
lisping
A Chinese premature ejaculation champion.
Pulpit.
Removing the hard inside of a peach, plum or cherry.
obnoxious
A foul smell contained within a container having right angled triangles at its 8 corners.
Blossoms.
Estimates for re-landscaping your property.
Neanderthal
Self-defense maneuver also known as knee to groin.
Pacifier
West coast real estate agent. (USA)
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Pulchritude
Excruciating pain from a pulled muscle.
Vizier
A person who reads the Brit's top comic.
Falstaff.
A lying, deceitful member of the organization.
julienned
The guy in your company who comes to work every day but isn't really on the payroll. ie: Milton from Office Space.
Cyclone
