To lay around all day Sunday without getting washed or dressed.
coriander
Everyone's favorite couple, Corinne and Eric, diminutive style.
gradiant
A graduate in an ant heap.
Offside.
Somewhere in the middle.
acupuncture
The uncomfortable, oily, sweaty feeling experienced by women who wear bras much smaller than their proper fitting.
ritualism
Costantly dreaming about being wealthy.
homicide
What they call apple cider in the getto...
reverberate
To deliver one tirade after another.
hybrid
How the rednecks refer to "high society" people....
relinquish
to link squishy things together for a second time
tabulate
Why your mother thought that teens coming home after midnight was wrong.
irregular
A style of post I will refrain from submitting for reasons of decorum.
Festoon.
A gaily decorated receptacle for spit
vanquish
That squishy sound your sneakers make right after you've finished washing your van
devotion
The result of the "hanging chad"
oracle
A diminutive Cockney prostitute
incantation
the process of making 'lace in a can', a new product
that is sold as a gag gift.
Rudimentary
Impolite discussion of a particular subject.
Perspiration
The instructions for the blueprint of a building with a tall tower.
unmentionable
Breath so bad even Altoids don't help
simultaneous
