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THE "OH GOD, WILL THIS NEVER END!" SILLINESS THREAD . . .

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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:25 am
A genetic experiment mistake with only one eye.

Turpentine.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:28 am
Time spent doing penance for an act of moral turpitude.

turpitude
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:36 am
The state of mind that a man has, when his doctor tells him that he needs an operation on his prostate.

For those who don't understand this:

http://hcd2.bupa.co.uk/fact_sheets/html/TURP.html

Prostate
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:39 am
In favor of the US.

denouement
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:42 am
The point at which the kneecaps begin to shake.

Wortleberry.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:47 am
A homeopathic external wort treatment which is fatal if ingested.

proselytize
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 08:56 am
To use the astringent in the bottle carried in a prostitute's handbag on the other side of the tracks.

Burning.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:11 am
Your urine after a night in Vegas with the girl who blew on your dice.


irrefutable
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:15 am
A retired catamite.

Inoculate
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:24 am
When the man expects to have sex on his lunch break but the lady doesnt give it up til after dinner.


cadaverous
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:53 am
Feeling like a zombie because you're stuck in a really dead-end job.

lubrication
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:55 am
Two mechanics getting into a fist fight.

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Lullaby
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:58 am
The sound of your partner snoring softly and peacefully next to you.

whittling
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 09:59 am
The process whereby the pressure of an ice-skate causes a melting of the ice which renders the skates movement more efficient.

Jocund.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 10:00 am
Sorry-that was a response to ff's "lubrication".
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 10:02 am
Actually, it fits whittling too, spendi Very Happy )

Someone who is wearing an athletic supporter.

Frisbee
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 10:49 am
A court official in South Africa who goes round all the ladies when the judge cracks a joke in imitation of reports from England that when that happened a titter is supposed run round the court.

Cockney.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 11:12 am
Someone who tilts his head at an angle while looking at a lady's knees.

eclampsia
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 11:15 am
The condition which causes a skinflint to pinch pennies . . .

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Ruritania
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 11:23 am
A country that is all countryside and has no cities whatsoever

denim
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