What men call it when two women go out to dinner...
pacify
Talk out one's . . . well, you know . . .
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Blouse
The green mould on two melons you have had in the fridge too long.
Carpet
A canine you take for drives with you . . .
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Venetian
Residents dwelling in condemned property surrounded by deep green slimy water swimming in sewage, along which passes battery illuminated gondola's carrying singing tenors serenading, to make it look good for the holiday brochures, which never give you a smell.
Pantaloons
People who are too crazed to speak and can only gesture in pantomime.
vanilla
A commercial vehicle carrying a very large load of very small things.
Skidding.
Acting childishly out of control.
peony
The social behavior of a menial worker.
particular
The work cubical of an extreme fussbudget.
laminectomy
A surgical procedure carried out on French women who want their necks to be smaller.
raspberry
An agreement to bury the hatchet and refrain from further verbal insults and derisions.
derision
radical decision
epicenter
Halfway through the Iliad.
rotunda
a fat bit, especially around the middle
ocular
Seeing is believing.
Breastplate.
The chicken cordon bleu dinner special.
semester
husband of semissus
catapult
A neutered feline.
philistine
A person of wide knowledge and education who doesn't know which way up he is.
Swallow.
