Semi acronymous term describing an AC/DC waiter who brings English visitors of colonial disposition breakfast in bed on holidays in the Orient.
Monoglottism
The actions of revoltingly ill-bred people who consider themselves refined in their manners because they limit their "hawk-n-spit" activity to once a day.
deliquesce
A short term condition caused by eating foreign food.
Hummocks.
A hybrid bird created by combining the DNA of a small bird that hovers in the air and likes the color red with that of a bird common in the southern part of the US that imitates the calls of other birds.
Syncopate
When two men bang their heads together to a regular beat to decide who a watching lady will grant her favours to.
Nightmare.
The horse my ex always backed at the races, so called because that was when it would get back to the finishing line.
grenadine
a very potent drink made by mixing gin, vermouth, and high explosives.
satiation
First generation Seychellian with chinese heritage.
Schlerosis
A rare condition in which the sufferer has an unstoppable compulsion to parade as an academic.
dandelion
Having an atom, group of atoms, or subatomic particle with a net electric charge sitting on your knee grabbing at your spectacles.
Obliging.
(Sorry hinge- I was laughing at my own joke.)
Tending towards being rectangle-shaped.
myxomatosis
A condition often found in intellectuals who enjoy seeing the ladies at dinner fanning themselves vigourously.
Repetitive.
To keep buying the same breed of dog.
wholegrain
A foodstuff that causes alarm clocks to be set.
Indigo.
To leave in an original method not influenced by a major record label.
In order to resucitate this thread after hingie has held it underwater for 6 days I have decided that he had intended to leave "in" as the word for the next contestant and lost concentration at the critical moment.
It's self explanatory.
Commode.
Fashionable red Mao hats and jackets to be worn when visiting the bathroom.
infrastructure
ladies at the plastic surgery hospital
heroine