Loose and should be incarcerated;-
Spendius
An ordinary,average sort of chap who would have the nonce to realise that the last post was for a Clary wit exercise and not meant to elicit a dumbass expostulation.
Gatepost.
A third, always silent, partner in private, dodgy activities.
incremental
very lucky, in a wonderful job, 'in the cream'
chocolate
Automatically stunned after hours.
Paedocracy.
12 inches - a foot rule
lapidary
Patiently waiting for a green light.
Shuddering.
Doing repair work on your windows.
Antelope
The shockingly depraved scandal that hit the animal world headlines when the cormor ran off with the eleph.
collection
Doing lection in cooperation with another company.
Aspirin
Part of the slave's reply when Cleopatra asked where the snakes were - "The aspirin the basket".
fumarole
the effective range of an odour measured in centimeters which is subject to the inverse cube law.
Wobbling.
Hood slang for flashy nipple rings. Eg there's 'Bling' around her neck and there's 'WobBling' on her bumps.
Aperture
An 8 stone five footer with straight teeth and six pints on board.
Oscillations.
Immigrants of oriental origin who periodically return to the 'old country'.
Rollercoaster
A sled with wheels.
Tourniquet
A series of professional croquet matches heald in various countries around the world.
vampire
A lady of ill repute's anger.
Geisha
A lady who allows trainee dentists to practice on her teeth in return for fees.
Dropout.
lower lip thrust, a movement associated with models
pollywog
