The fermented grape beverage favored by paladins . . .
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Diametrically
killing by inches (brought into Europe)
horrendous
A photograph of our group, talking to a lady of ill repute.
Macerator
A device to facilitate eating massive amounts of food
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Haphazard
A rake left lying in long grass.
Welcome to the Newquay contingent!
jalapeƱo
"Hala-pain-yo" -- bad breath induced by eating too many chilis . . .
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Deuteronomy
an excuse, backed by religious reasons: "Deuteronomy at church, I could only get this crappy wine for the Mass"
rubaiyat
A rough towelling down by two WRACs (Junior ranks) after a ten mile run in the snow in full kit.
Bobsled.
a manly skiing instructor
hurricane
An ill wind that blows nobody any good.
Genteel.
well born but slippery
discobolus
A dance at the NAFFI club where the counter assistants from Marks and Spencers and Woolworth's have been bussed in with free passes.
Bandits.
like post-its, but affixed with rubber bands to nails or posts
jurassic
A severe judge with deep lines etched into his doleful countenance.
Wobbling.
a small wob, or yob
livery
What a man who's wife fusses over his appearence wears.
Wirepuller.
The guy noone ever sees again after the bomb goes off.
Cavalier
A look of lust whilst perusing the fizzy wine shelves.
Gobbledegook.
A junk food addiction without shame
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Aspidistra
A small, hissing pot plant.
Epistemic.