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parakeet
Someone who is a journeyman poet
Deactivate
take off the make up when the play is over
socceroo
A kangaroo boxing match.
kibbles
snacks for children
archeopteryx
A bar in Casablanca built on the ruins of a Sumerian optician's office.
tenure
one more than nineure.
zero
The row right at the back of the theatre.
calcify
to make someone into a resident of Los Angeles
contrabassoon
Delivery date for El Salvadorian river fish.
excruciating
tearing of the cruciate ligament (which is excruciatingly painful, I'm told)
kingcup
A brassiere for Sumo wrestlers
Blowtorch.
secret agent in disguise
mundane
a dog's life - the common round, one tedious hour after another
Clary, Clary, quite contrary,
I know this sounds absurd.
With all your wit (and you've quite a bit)
You didn't give us a new word!
Great message to Clary, lezzles, but I'm not sure she received it.
Just to keep things rolling...
mundane--Danish version of munster cheese, known for it's bland, unremarkable flavor.
valedictorian
valedictorian - a machine for dictating to women named Valerie.
meridian
A drunk who sings "Happy Days are Here Again" ad nauseam
manipulative
A milkmaid on her day off.
Milksop.
