What a posh Cockney drinks on 'is trip to the pub.
snooker
A creepy kind of guy who's always trying to entice girls into dark corners.
arbitration
The last mouldy biscuit between six shipwrecked sailors.
Oxytone
A detergent for glockenspiehls.
epicratonic
A longer and more exciting story than the Pied Piper one.
Didactic.
Elizabeth Taylor's involuntary facial spasm.
Amazon
Something you can't believe you went home with last night when you had sobered up.
Concrete.
The penitentiary at Knossos
harddisk
Week-old pita bread.
insubstantial
Height limit imposed for crew members of midget submarines, who are required to remain upright throughout voyage.
seamstress
A professional lady rate busting.
Winter.
Something you spring from or fall into.
macroeconomics
people who bring the macintosh computers back from the dead (im using a mac and it does die alot)
seems to be macintosh
a waterproof computer
forum
The first drinks order when you and three buddies start a bender.
automobile
getting up and going to work before you have actually realised you are awake
lorikeet
Ze toolz zat a French truck driver uses to repair 'is truck.
parakeet
A French roadside rescue service for truck drivers who have no tools.
Publication.
The action of dedicated barflies slurping up spilled drinks.
disadvantage
