lezzles wrote:Clary, Clary, quite contrary,
I know this sounds absurd.
With all your wit (and you've quite a bit)
You didn't give us a new word!
Ooh ah, sorry, I thought I'd put chihuahua...
milksop
one of those spongy wipes for the table
chihuahua
Mexican guitar with an echo chamber
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epidemiology
Hello, Setanta, nice to see your cheery - back of head.
the science of the epideme; epideme - the thing that's on the deme; deme - half of Demerara -
so it's the science of half of the floating bridge, the Demerara Harbour Bridge, which crosses the river 4 miles south of Georgetown from Peter's Hall, East Bank Demerara to Schoon Ord, West Bank Demerara.
kitsch
A sloppy wet kiss delivered onto the pristine lips of a handsome young man by a drunken old bat in the pub when the New Year gets donged in.
Cringing.
The art of folding paper then cutting it with scissors, then unfolding it to show the pretty patterns.
Discombobulate
Transferring money from a chap's pocket at the rate of a shilling per microsecond in return for a nice smile.
Bankrupt.
hernia resulting from stress of receiving bank statements and credit card bills all at once
lollipop
A father who is a couch potato.
Opportunity
the serendipity of jumping on any bus and finding it goes in the right direction for you.
morello
Many greetings by persons with Cockney accents
protuberance
A lady of questionable morality who caters for steatopygia fanatics.
Octopus.
A major poem celebrating the tenth month of the year
mortification
Converting one's mortgage . . .
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flambeau
Setting the night on fire with a nun from the Convent of the Blessed Virgin.
Senile.
river cruise company in Egypt
halogen
A microbe which creates auroras around the heads of saints
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dearth
when your brearth stops
gadolinium
A topical ointment meant to prevent perapatetic philandering . . .
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Philanderer
What accompanies the Queen of England on most state occasions.
phaseshift
flipping them over when they are done on one side
Uppermost
