An example of a meaningless and rather awkward and un-cooperative expostulation usually only encountered in recordings of conversations in solitary confinement padded cells.
Fairground.
<good rejoinder to someone who seems to have had quite a few hits too many, spendi (not one of your pub pals, I hope)>
Fairground: Not excellent coffee, okay at best.
fairway
just passed
thats me
shotgun
you open your mouth and it shoots a single swallow of whiskey down your throat, thus avoiding the use of a glass, which you then don't have to wash.
escalation
being ejected from opera houses on a regular basis
guttersnipe
green vegie that grows only in gutters
whinnie the pooh
the pale shiny skin that you get when a scab falls off
kangaroo
a guru that can do things
microphone
a guru that can do things
microphone (dont be obvious)
the guy who always picks up when you dial a wrong number
heavy metal
Rabid fans of Oprah who watch and buy anything she's connected with.
sapphires
Conflagrations started by patsies
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Mitre
Something that's righter.
achilles
sorry forgott word
elastic
flexible grading to be given to students with special needs
hamster
A bloke who is always looking at ladies bottoms.
Eyeball
