Overly well-endowed mutt.
I did a double take on your handle - I thought it said 'The Penis'.
Peritoneum
Hangers on round Tony Blair - quite near the arsehole
backgammon
Tasty cut of ham from the hindquarters of a pig.
(Clary that was hindquarters not headquarters, ie 10 Downing St....)
nightmare
A speech delivered while pirouetting
krautrock
cylindrical aluminum container for flavored carbonated water with a little pull ring on top. (ok, I give up, what is cantopop really)(all right, never mind, I googled it. Hunh, who'da thunk?)
unbearable
Cantopop is Cantonese pop music, v popular in HK!
The British Isles, no bear sightings for centuries.
hallucinogen
An arrangement of molecules in a body which makes it think it is of some importance.
Pillow.
Depressant drugs.
toothpaste
An unpleasant viscous substance rubbed on with a brush which is said to be beneficial.
Gumboil.
Extremely rare cooking ingredient made from coldpressing a very bendy cartoon character.
university
Rare form of poetry, each poem of which consists of only one word, which may or may not be repeated. In "Classical university", the word has an internal rhyme, e.g. "Nimpishtim" (exact meaning unknown, Sumerian, 3rd Millennium BCE). So-called "free university" does not require that the word have an internal rhyme, e.g. "Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks" (Spendius, English, 2004).
dreadnaught
The fear that you got absolutely nothing right in your exam.
Boolean,
Boolean: of or pertaining to Yale University (derived from the Yale Fight Song "Boola Boola"--lyrics appended:
Boola, Boola;
Boola, Boola;
Boola, Boola;
When we "roughhouse" poor old Harvard,
They will holler Boola Boo.
Oh! Yale, Eli Yale
chowder
A soup made from a breed of chinese dog, popular in Korea.
self-disgust
the fact that i cant seem to see my own pecker anymore
taqueria
Mexican food outlet catering to the gay crowd.
supply chain managent
a male agent who supplies chains
lemur
