A marked facial tic, generally a twitching of one eye, exhibited by psychotherapy patients when talking with their therapists about anxiety producing material.
exclusive
A male divorcee who can't understand what happened and has withdrawn from the front line.
Dancehall.
What mum does when the kids have finally left for school.
Beautiful
What Mum does when they come home all hungry and bruised.
Comfort.
What the Red Army garrisons it's soldiers in...
Moby
what you need when your hive is empty.
fructose
Condition arising from jogging with out trimming your toenails.
Management
The stupid things guys do in an attempt to recapture their lost youth.
substitution
Falsies.
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Orthodox.
Register of qualified tooth straighteners.
adventurous
Advertising agency that specializes in clients with new start-up businesses.
lampoon
Holding up a lantern to make sure you don't enter by the wrong door.
" Sir Geoffrey had to lampoon it when Priscilla fell over the bolster giggling." (The Cushion Game by Barbara Cartland.)
Magistrate.
Specially trained lead camel in caravans. Introduced two thousand years ago when three kings, returning from a trip to Israel, were lost in the desert for eighteen months because their camels kept going in circles.
peculiar
A little kiss planted in an unusual location.
Poodle.
a small puddle of water left by a dog
uxorial
A tutorial for unexploded ordnance experts
Sentinel
On one of those endless Muslim vs. Christian threads, we learned that "El" in a name originally referred to a Canaanite god, and subsequently was used for the Hebrew god, so "GabriEl" originally meant something like "Man of god" or "hero of God" in the Hebrew. So in Texas those high school football coaches who insist on leading a team prayer before the game "sentinEl".
apocalypse
The fleshy bits that hide Pat Robertsons teefus.
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Armageddon.
Short for "Armageddon really angry with all this sh*t you're pulling, so I think I'll just destroy the world".
revelations
celebrations that get out of hand
nincompoop
