the diamond on a wedding ring
switchboard
what your grandma used to beat you with as a kid
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glove worn by periscope operators
supernova
a nova with large fries and a large coke
uh, Bum, did you forget something?
Being late, again.
Alfredo
Signore Fettucine's last name.
bombastic.
Used to describe a Hollywood action movie containing the biggest, loudest, longest-lasting explosion ever seen, but was a dud anyway.
homicidal
having an affinity for home-brewed apple-based alcohol
being just so darned glad to see Old Glory flapping in the breeze.
pumpernickel
A very small marrow.
Wednesday
The weekly market for slave girls.
Crash-helmet.
German cartoon super hero.
Archives
A irritating disease of the lower colon necessitating incessant scratching.
Ambrosia.
Scottish liqeur made by distilling oatmeal (brose)--connoiseurs do not regard it too highly.
ostentatious
The treatment a horse gets when it's won the Grand National.
Nosebag.
Waste receptacle in rhinoplasty surgeries.
therapeutic
