When Trent Reznor's web site goes down.
kidney
Very painful bruised patella caused by juvenile goats practicing butting.
geologist
Specialist in the 7th letter of the alphabet
Frankfurt
Billfurt's brother.
Crumpet.
Any dog that licks the floor.
orifice
Stratagem for fooling one's own mouth . . .
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Habilement
Laughing till you throw up.
Sailor
First part of a threat given to a sea captain whose ship had been seized by pirates. The second part being, "...or walk the plank".
polyester
A large quantity of variable sweetnesses.
Victim.
Someone served with a Viction notice...
gravel
Stripper's wardrobe of stage 'pants' which came back from the laundry in a big knot.
recorder
a holiday booking
classifieds
very upmarket references (cf bonafides)
muscatel
Russian phone company.
architect
When the earth moves for a lady of a certain age.
Experience.
A costly lesson at the college of hard knocks
Flowchart
A method used by pedantic scientists to plot their course through life.
Evening.
To drag someone down to your level
Frenetic
Going faster than one really ought.
Tremblers.
what i get after i pintch a loaf
