Blurred vision caused by sweat trickling into one's eyes.
millennium
Recently discovered super heavy element (symbol: Mi, atomic weight: 2000, half life: 0.0034 microseconds)
Proceedings
Better class of plants at nurseries, guaranteed to have been handled, from packet to pot, by certified horticulturalists.
ribald
To drink american whisky until your hair falls out.
Saskatchewan
What happened to the special services operative that abseiled into the lions' den at the zoo.
anaemic
What I told Michael when he asked what had hit my groin.
Federated
A euphemism for an orgy with rules.
Confused.
An Irishman who is shown two shovels and told to take his pick.
Ministerial.
Unable to lacrimate -- literally, "without tears," as described in the song "The Man Who Couldn't Cry."
australia
A vining plant known to survive the harshest weather conditions.
performance
Something you tow horses in
metamorphic
Having a range of disguises.
Presidential.
Doing magic with your teeth
Regurgitation
The act of encouraging Reginald
Citation
how long it takes for most people to reply to a word noone knows
rectal
Having four sides and four 90 degree corners
contraception
stealing the controller out of you buddys hands while hes playing
feline
The bit at the bottom of the bill which shows the total.
decimal
how my chances of ever getting laid are
gallstone
