A canvas cover that's come loose and is flapping in the gale.
Oxymoron.
Someone with the mental capacity of four legged mammal ...
vaudeville
A hot, spicy French method of cooking veal.
antiquarian
The eccentric behaviour of my father's sisters.
Emigrant
Man whose wife has kicked him out of the house, and he is now forced to bounce from friend to friend, sleeping on their couches.
illiterate
let me tell you again.
serenade
A drink known to produce a tranquil state.
tranquil
give Shakespeare a sedative.
debase
The place where the ball player stops.
incongruous
where they make the laws (when they're not back home trying to get the electorate to trust them again).
dry-cleaning
Brushing yourself off after getting dusty.
snack attack
Two middle-aged broilers eyeing me up in the pub lasciviously.
Acceleration.
What you need after you rob that bank.
singing
request shouted to the Roches
(lyrics to "Ing":http://lyrics.duble.com/lyrics/R/the-roches-lyrics/the-roches-ing-lyrics.htm)
contrabassoon
Smuggling a well known brand of beer tonight or early tomorrow morning.
Customs.
Verbal abuse hurled at stray male cats
hornswoggle
what harry potter dose to his mates in the shower
flux capacitor
What enables you to flux
Wing nut
What holds a bird's flight appendages on.
palate
What it might have been better for the old man to have been.
Ventricle.
