A really way-out detective who catches criminals by his amazing ability to find traces of their passage.
enrolment
The male offspring that results when you cross-breed a human with a fern.
procrastinator
oops, disregard mine--it was a response to sporadic
go with lezzles' enrolment
When you flavor biscuits with peppermint.
Procrastinator
A lady who is prepared to haggle on price.
Jockstrap.
An athlete that has spent all his money.
Panderism
love of Chinese bears.
boondoggle
A huge litter of puppies.
Invincible
Too tight a fit.
Decorum.
a drink you can slosh all over the furniture when you've had too many and it will look good.
practicable
A lady in a foreign port when you've had a few too many.
Cauterised.
Something she definitely noticed.
brilliantine
Modern art movement that uses a lot of polished chrome.
Natterjack.
The illusion of ventriloquism in a male jogger in very cold weather.
Advowson.
The child of the man who said on TV, "If you find this anywhere cheaper, we will refund your money".
ceremoneously
The manner in which an English country girl treats the village lads.
Haystack.
Place where an outlaw can play
Subreptitiously
A move by a sales rep to sell you something you don't want.
gargoyle
Being underneath a travelling salesman night after night.
Stimulus.
A swift kick to a mule's rear end to get him to move.
Parcheesi