Young girl who likes to hang out with big fish.
parsimonious
descriptive of the sounds made by depressed clerics.
caterwaul
A fence approximately 6 feet high, designed specifically as a feline trysting spot, often depicted in animated cartoons of the 50's, usually located outside bedroom windows, at the base of which are found shoes, alarm clocks, etc.
solecism
THE "OH GOD, WILL THIS NEVER END!" SILLINESS THREA
In the Northern Hemisphere, the solstice that occurs on or about June 21.
extemporaneous
THE "OH GOD, WILL THIS NEVER END!" SILLINESS THREA
In the Northern Hemisphere, the solstice that occurs on or about June 21.
extemporaneous
A throbbing headache, located in the temple area, which begins suddenly whenever one's significant other begins demanding lengthy explanations.
blasphemy
When somebody uses a word which shocks their audience into silence.
Reciprocate
What Phoebe Cates takes to her accountant.
Photosynthesis.
Doctoral dissertation in criminal justice, detailing new digital camera techniques for getting the goods on cheating husbands who spend their time in seedy motels with barmaids.
seedy.
Music disc with expletives.
hoarding
A bell rung in a brothel, advising visitors it is time to vacate the premises.
perambulate
To take your sick feline to the vet.
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Veterinarian
Latin word to describe any ex-serviceman, sixty years or more who has served in a theatre of war.
joculator
How athletes say goodbye.
Termination
A country peopled by robots who spend their time blasting everything in sight and saying "I'll be back!"
inhaler
When little balls of ice come down inside your home.
Platypus
dinnerware with pictures of cats on them
igloo
Water closet for Mr. Stardust . . .
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Lopsided
Term used to describe a tree affected by parapsychological phenomona that cause branches to come off.
indigestion
Having ones work included in an issue of Readers Digest.
Sporadic
