A "just good enough to get by" smile.
Melancholy
A collie with a fondness for cantaloupe.
daffodil
A marital aid for silly dyslexic people.
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Geranium
An isotope found only in the water of one fountain, which reverses the effects of old age.
perambulator
A meter that measures the intrduction of a formal document.
philanderer
Fruit bearing plant that will cross-pollinate with any other plant growing nearby, resulting in novel mutations.
truncated
A person who writes about Queen Elizabeth and her husband.
penchant
The sound of words which weave hypnotic spells.
Earhole.
Pachydermous victims of poachers who cut off their trunks and eat them.
Earhole
(firefly pipped Phoenix)
Where bugs live.....ewwwwww!
pissant
The pinnacle of equestrian excellence.
Jerrybuilt.
Tom's guaranteed 100% foolproof and failsafe mouse exterminating machine - which has never worked yet.
arbitrary
arbitration that satisfied neither party.
grumble
A small group of very unpleasant people.
paradox
A romantic expression for a million dollars or more.
Bracket.
Moorland survival technique.
logo
What limbo enthusiests do.
Perpetual
The science of patting.
reflux