The invisible emanation that FBI agents give off that makes you think immediately, "Yep, this guy's a cop.
turbocharger
A very large, very fast, fish; known to attack without warning.
pessimistic
A seer with a bad attitude.
diabetes
two of those red vegetables you get sugar from.
parsnip
nip and tuck on certain parts
excruciating
Describing a long didactic sermon.
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Didactic
Pretending you like the dog as much as her better-looking companion.
Bicycle.
Regularly calling in sick to get a day off from work every two weeks.
bamboozle
A drunken Emeril.
Officious
A dented rolling pin.
Henpecked.
A man who has the muscular development of a scrawny chicken.
plasticine
A member of one of the forgotten tribes of Israel. The Plasticines were noted for their love of idol worship, gossip, and expensive footwear.
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worship
A tone of address Plasticines routinely expect from their supplicants.
Underground.
Not crushed finely enough, as might be the case with inferior coffee beans.
pistachio
The dark, thin, line of hair adorning the upper lip of a Mexican gunfighter.
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Follicle
The fluff on a bollicle.
Waterwheel.
The steering apparatus of a boat.
apparatus
A ghostly emanation which can float along the bar unseen.
Pestle.
Located in the vessel with the brew that it true.
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